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 NO. 386 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 4 - 10, 2008 

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U.S. WILL SEND BILLIONS IN ADVANCED WEAPONRY TO SAUDI ARABIA
In exchange for thousands of suicide bombers.
 
WORLD NEWS
Study: Afghanistan Could Become Failed State
Karzai could become Best-Dressed Leader of Failed State.
Interrogator: Saddam Surprised
By U.S. Invasion

Couldn’t believe we’d do anything that dumb.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Report: Military Unprepared for Attack on U.S. Soil
A small force, like one shown, could overwhelm our defenses.
U. S. NEWS
Bush Cancels Four Laws in
Latest Signing Statement

Would have cancelled more but ran out of ink.
Democrats Demand Inquiry into Destroyed CIA Tapes
Republicans demand inquiry into destroyed NFL tapes.
 
REMINDER
  A recession is two or more consecutive quarters of denying we're in a recession.
 
Dept. of Agriculture Sent $1.1 Billion to 170,000 Dead Farmers
Dead farmers who did not receive money advised to contact department.
 
POLITICS
McCain Suggests Timetable
For Iraq Withdrawal

Plan would have troops out by February, 2108.
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