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 NO. 585 “Expect the Ironic” NOV 28 - DEC 4, 2011 

Nov 21
Dec 5
LIFE RETURNS TO NORMAL
IN THAILAND
Most receive their morning papers on time.
 
WORLD NEWS
Pakistan Furious with U.S.
Just because we bombed their troops again.
Iran Says it Will Attack Turkey if Attacked by Israel
If so, Turkey says it will attack Bulgaria, Bulgaria says it will attack Romania and Romania has asked for more time to think about it.
Indian Politician Threatens Self-Immolation If Wal-Mart Accepts Invitation to Open Stores There
Will purchase gasoline, matches from mom and pop store.
U. S. NEWS
Americans Head to Stores in Record Numbers, Fueling Economy
Of China.
Survey: Employers Gradually Shifting Health Care Costs to Employees
And then laying them off.
 
REMINDER
  It's cold season, don't go near anyone.
 
POLITICS
Gingrich: Repeal Child Labor Laws
And while we're at it, rethink slavery.
Cain Hopes to Burnish Foreign Affairs Credentials
Confers with Italy's Silvio Berlusconi.
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