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 NO. 584 “Expect the Ironic” NOVEMBER 21 - 27, 2011 

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AIR FORCE'S NEW HYPERSONIC WEAPON CAN REACH ANY TARGET ON EARTH IN UNDER AN HOUR
In unlikely event we decide to launch first strike.
 
WORLD NEWS
Pakistan Wants to Ban Rude Text Messages
Like "OMG!"
Saudis Rule Women Must Cover Eyes if They're Deemed “Tempting”
Especially while driving.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS . . .
Revealed: Lobbyists' $850,000 Plan to Undermine Occupy Movement
Would pay people to infiltrate protest and constantly bang on drums.
U. S. NEWS
Post Office Near Default
Considers delivering mail only on Saturday.
Supreme Court to Rule
On Healthcare Law

Which means if, between now and next June, Justice Kennedy comes down with anything not covered by his insurance, the law will be upheld.
 
REMINDER
  If you have to ask, you're in the 99%.
 
Poll: IRS Four Times More
Popular Than Congress

Ex-spouses eight times more popular than Congress.
 
POLITICS
Cain Receives Secret Service Protection
But not from himself.
Gingrich: I Did Not Lobby
For Freddie Mac

$1.8 million paid to him for “diet tips.”
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